Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
written by Mark Twain
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?
written by Mark Twain

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Or “I Did It All for The Cookie”
Reader Submission: Title by comedian Elihu Dietz
Marcel Proust: Swann’s Way